Joke - Come Fly With Me
Come Fly With Me !!!!!
For those who have flown RYANAIR: "Spare a thought for Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.......
Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr O’Leary."
Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.
"Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland."
"That is remarkable value" Michael comments.
"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be 3 Euro please."
O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.
"Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 Euro. You could have pre-booked the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro. I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please?"
Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains: "Nobody would fit in that little frame!"
"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of €4.00 for your seat sir." O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up.
"I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "Since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3 Euro."
O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager!"
"Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be 2 Euro please."
O'Leary's face was red with rage. "Do you know who I am?"
"Of course I do Mr. O'Leary,"
"I've had enough! What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"
"Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cents per second."
"I will never use this bar again!"
"OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro".
Jo Sings at La Fresia
Come along and enjoy Jo singing songs from the 80´to modern day, enjoy the warm and friendly atmosphere of La Fresia, "the little bar with the big heart"
Friends 4u Abroad Singles Social Group Night
Entertainment - Costa Blanca
Christmas Market - Los Montesinos
Tuesday, 6 December 2011 at 10:00 until Wednesday, 7 December 2011 at 17:00
Description
Bouncy castles, bargains, food, drink, music, fun... Everything to get you in the festive mood.
limusinas para alquiler - limousine hire
Reservas que se están tomando para fiestas de Navidad. No pierda su licencia de conducir ebrio Vamos a hacer la conducción y hacer la fiesta, llamada en
968969648 -634321024 (español) - 618315933 (Inglés) [email protected] www.tuxedolimousines.es
Bookings now being taken for christmas partys. Dont loose your licence by drink driving Let us do the driving and you do the partying, give us a call on
968969648 - 634321024 (español) - 618315933 (english) [email protected] www.tuxedolimousines.es
for sale
for sale 2 mobile remote control air con / heater / de humidifier units as new 300 euros the pair in the dona pepa area tel lisa 693717489
FOR SALE Satallite dish and other bits
FOR SALE Satallite dish and other bits
1.4 dish including heavy duty wall bracket and sky box (sky + HD) model DRX 890 = 300 euros
4 pool loungers = 40 euros for the 4
children's pool slide = 20 euros
wood burner = 50 euros
air bed - double (with pump) and 3 singles without pump = 25 euros
If you are interested in any of these items and need further info and or pictures please email [email protected] or call; 659788394
Thanks
Are You Struggling To Make The Mortgage Payments????
In these hard times, some of us are struggling to make the monthly payments on our mortgages, is this you?
Contact: [email protected] tel/text: 622 03 35 82
3km Reindeer Walk on Sunday 11th December 2011
Come and enjoy a walk with us in aid of AECC and San Jose Orphanage
Maria & The Pink Ladies
3km Reindeer Walk
Sunday 11 December 2011
Meeting at 11.00am for 11.30am start at Fit 4 All Gym, on the N332 at Punta Prima Roundabout
Registration Fee 5euros + bring a toy for our sleigh
Members of Torrevieja Tigers Rugby Club will be our Reindeers
Registration and sponsorship forms available at Fit 4 All Punta Prima, Spain Property Shop Campoamor
Or [email protected] or me [email protected]
Tel me... Jason for more details 693 596 533
All welcome.. you can wear something festive and join in our special celebrations
Available for your Venue!!!
Night Out Promotions !!!!!!
Are now taking bookings for '' The Ultimate Video Disco / Karaoke with your Karaoke Host Gaynor Marie ''
Dates available throughout the month of December and into 2012. For your Christmas party night and throughout December, we bring the snow to you with our safe water based fluid SNOW MACHINE'S.
Projector with 7ft Screen available if required to create the ultimate video disco. We adapt the show to suit the evening and the venue, with your Karaoke host starting the evening with full vocal set if required followed by Karaoke or whichever way the customer would prefer, and there is also a full visual light and lazer show.
Playing all your favorite music video's from the 70's through to today.
Weddings, Birthdays and Anniversary's are our speciality.
For more information or to book for your event contact..........
Nigel or Gaynor on 966 732 215 / 672 885 418 alternatively email them at....
[email protected]
www.nightoutpromotions.com