The Jester

Hello and welcome to “ The Jester ” web site: www.jester-mag.com

“The Jester was first published in January 2010 and contains adult and

politically incorrect humour.

In the forms of jokes, stories, cartoons and pictures.

On this site you will find all the previous issues of

“ The Jester ” magazine

Plus items that could not be put into any of the magazine, due to the fact they contain moving pictures or the content was to long to warrant the space.

We hope you enjoy this as much as you do the magazine.

All the best, The Editor.

Wanted Property To Rent 3 Dec - 10

Wanted property to rent, for one week in December

tel:622 03 35 82

email: [email protected]

Scam Scam Scam !!!

DON'T BE CAUGHT OUT. SEE OUR FB PAGE.

EU Business Services Ltd / International Directories Group Ltd have many trading names including

EU Company Directory
Euro Business Guide
European Business Connection
World Business Directory
World Business Guide
World Company Register

All use misleading forms sent by Email as PDF attachments, the forms are ambiguous, appearing to offer a free entry but hidden in the small print is an onerous contract costing thousands of Euros. persons who refuse to pay are hounded by debt collectors Waldberg & Hirsch.

To date there is no evidence that any of these companies has gone to court against its victims and most people refuse to pay.

DO NOT PAY!

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Just received a new batch of bank repossessions that have been reduced considerably!!!! If you would like to see them then just go to www.solmarestates.com and press the repossession button.
If you wish to know more info then email me at [email protected] or tel 616601755

ENGLISH ELECTRICAL GOODS

My name is Breaker, Charlie Breaker. Many of you will know me but not everyone knows that I deal in English Electrical Household Goods.

I stock, in their original boxes, just about anything electrical you could want for your home.These include good English brands like Russel Hobbs, Breville, Morphy Richards etc, sold at half the price of Chinese equivalents. Every thing I sell comes with my personal No Quibble Guarantee.
I have done well on Internet Forums, at the Bootsales & in the Wifes Shop over the last couple of years but I'm now expanding into my local community (The wife has kicked me out of the shop due to lack of room, well if you've been to Rincon Crisis, you will know what I mean!!).

New Irons, Toasters & Kettles from 5€, average price about 10€. Grilles, Paninis, Sandwich Toasters,Coffee Makers, Hair dryers/straightners/curlers etc from 5€. New English Keyboards from 3€. Clocks, Alarms, Radios, Music Centers, Docking Stations,Cd Players, DVD players, Steam Generators, Water heaters, Shredders, Sewing Machines, Blenders, Juicers, Processors, I could go on.........
Also some larger items like Vacuums, Cylinder & Upright from 12€. Microwaves from 20€. Carpet Shampooers & Scrubbers and more.

If you want anything don't think twice about phoning anytime up to 10pm. I live in the road opposite the kiosk, C/Cruz del Sur, look out for the Black Van. I will deliver if you wish at no extra charge. 6777 067 28

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Warning to Drivers!!!

Hi everyone
This is a message from a friend of mine it goes as followed please take heed and send to your mates - same scam UK and Spain - scary eh!!
Sorry if you have received this before - just don't think I could live with myself if someone I knew fell victim and I hadn't been bothered to send it on. Incidentaly last week we had a visit from the Guadia Civil to warn us of these scams - so I believe it to be true - sad times we live in eh!!

While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Police and they were going to check it out.

This is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check.... "There are several things to be aware of ... gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women)to stop their vehicle and get out of the car. "There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it...waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby. "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too. DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL the Police AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON'T EVEN SLOW DOWN. "IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS. THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT." Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe. Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL.

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We sell over a 1,000 properties a month, we are certain your property will sell quickly but if we are wrong and it takes more than 12 weeks, we will pay you 115€ compensation each and every week until its sold!

Visit our website: www.simplysellproperties.com or email: [email protected]

Jo Sings at La Fresia

Despite the rain, people still turned out to watch local girl Jo sing and enjoy the atmosphere at La Fresia where she sings every Friday night.
Since Olessya has taken over as manager, La Fresia is fast becoming the bar to go to. Always makes us very welcome, and this week had a birthday surprise ready for regular customer Marco.

Pictures can be seen on My Spanish Life - Los Balcones Blog and www.joannawells.webs.com

WINTER CLOTHES AT CRISIS PRICES

Well the weather is getting colder now and you maybe looking for some new winter clothes. RINCON CRISIS is a "Crisis Prices" Clothes shop. New & selected S/H clothes for all sizes. You can kit yourself out for less than a Fiver. Jackets, Jumpers, Tops, T-Shirts, Underwear, Skirts, Trousers, Jeans, Belts, Shoes, Bags & more, for Men, Women & Children All from 1€! Specal Occasions & Parties Catered for. Halloween, Christmas, Valentines, Kelly is there for you. RINCON CRISIS (Crisis Corner) is positioned directly BEHIND the Tanatorio which is on the Park of Nations. It's in the same street as Cartridge World, on the first corner. She is open from 10.30am til 8.00pm Weekdays & 9.30am til 2.00pm Saturdays. No Siesta. Any enquiries please phone Kelly on 664 535 675 & if you get lost phone Charlie on 6777 067 28. Happy Shopping!